The 4th of July is a special day for all Americans, filled with patriotic pride and celebrations. And what better way to make the day even more enjoyable than sharing some good old-fashioned humor with your grandkids? Here are some kid-friendly jokes to bring smiles, laughter, and a dash of American spirit to your Independence Day festivities.
Tell these jokes for the 4th of July to your grands. If you’re able to celebrate with them, great! If not call them up and share!
Funny Jokes for the 4th of July to Share With Your Grandkids
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Why did the scarecrow become a patriot?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the flag bring a ladder to the 4th of July parade?
It wanted to reach new heights!
How does a patriotic baker greet their customers?
“Ameri-can I help you?”
Your Grandkids Will Love These 4th of July Jokes for Kids
What’s red, white, blue, and purple?
Uncle Sam holding his breath!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the American football team go to the bakery?
Because they needed a good roll!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and the 4th of July?
Frostbite!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards on the 4th of July?
A receding hare-line!
Teach your grands these 4th of July jokes so they can share their favorites with their friends!
Why did the broom go to the 4th of July fireworks show?
It wanted to sweep people off their feet!
What did one flag say to the other flag at the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the 4th of July parade take a nap?
It was flagging!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom
What cat said, “The British are coming!”
Paw Revere
Do they have a 4th of July in Australia?
Yep. It’s right after the 3rd and before the 5th.
July 4th Knock Knock Jokes
Make your Independence Day celebration memorable with these funny 4th of July jokes.
Next up, we have some knock-knock jokes that your grands will love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yankee Doodle.
Yankee Doodle who?
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, and he told me to tell you Happy 4th of July!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Liberty.
Liberty who?
Liberty and justice for all, that’s who!
More Funny 4th of July jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with the Statue of Liberty?
A quack-torch!
What do you call a bear with no teeth wearing a flag shirt?
A gummy bear… full of American spirit!
What did one flag say to the other flag on Independence Day?
Nothing, it just hung around!
What do you call a can that becomes a United States citizen?
A “can”-didate
What’s the capital in Washington?
W
What would you say if everyone in the country sneezed at the same time?
God bless America!
What did Delaware?
I-daho
Fine. Al-aska this lady. Ma’am, what did Delaware?
She wore her New Jersey!
What state is famous for tiny beverages?
Mini-soda
What is the smartest state?
Alabama—it has four A’s and one B!
Funny Fireworks Jokes
Next up … I don’t know about your feelings on fireworks… But they really brighten up my night. Here are some 4th of July firework jokes to share are you wait for them to light up the night sky!
What do you call a duck that steals fireworks?
A fire-quacker!
Why are fireworks so cool?
It’s because they’re lit.
What’s red, white, blue, and giggles a lot?
A firecracker telling jokes!
I tried to trade a deer for fireworks.
I want the best bang for my buck.
What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?
Firecrackers.
Why did the firecracker go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to pop quiz-es!
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker at the party?
Answer: “Hey, let’s make this place really pop!”
How do you organize a fantastic firecracker show?
Answer: You just have to fuse your imagination!
Jokes at the BBQ
Why did the tomato turn red at the barbecue?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a pig that does karate at a barbecue?
Answer: A pork chop!
What did the hamburger say to the cheese at the barbecue?
Answer: “You’re grate!”
Why did the corn go to the barbecue?
Answer: Because it heard it was going to get “roasted”!
4th of July Riddles
Riddle: I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. I am found on every American coin. What am I?
Answer: A President (referring to the portraits of US Presidents on coins).
Riddle: I am a famous landmark in New York Harbor, known for welcoming immigrants to the United States. People say I hold a torch to light the way. What am I?
Answer: The Statue of Liberty.
Riddle: I am a famous American document, signed on July 4, 1776. I declared independence from Great Britain. What am I?
Answer: The Declaration of Independence.
Riddle: I am a massive natural wonder located in Arizona. I am a colorful formation carved by the Colorado River. What am I?
Answer: The Grand Canyon.
Riddle: I am a historic road that stretches from Chicago to Santa Monica, California. I symbolize the spirit of adventure and freedom. What am I?
Answer: Route 66.
Tell These 4th of July Jokes to Your Grands!
Laughter and joy are an integral part of any celebration, and the 4th of July is no exception. Sharing these kid-friendly jokes with your grandkids will not only bring smiles to their faces but also help them feel the spirit of patriotism and togetherness on this special day. So, gather around, tell these jokes with enthusiasm, and enjoy a wonderful Independence Day filled with laughter and love! Happy 4th of July!
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Just what I needed as my 6-year-old grandson is fully into silly jokes and knock-knocks. Thanks!
Great!!!!!!!! I am smiling!!!! Warmly, Honey
So cute! Great idea and thanks for sharing with us.
You are so welcome!!! Warmly, Honey